Holy Sh*t i’m sick of the human race….

So since tomorrow is my day off, i decided that when i wake up in the morning i will do the following: I will drive rudely, recklessly and with no regard for anyone else on the road. I will be rude to everyone i meet, not hold doors, not thank people for holding doors and in general demand anything i want, even if i’m not entitled to it. I will complain about the price of everything, swear loudly around children, chew with my mouth open, tip poorly and dump my garbage wherever i feel like. When i see something that is free i will take it by the handful, not just one. Since it is the 4th of July i will drink in public, make an ass of myself, steal flags off the graves of veterans, park in handicap parking and in general shit on our national holiday. i will complain that the free fireworks show sucks, i’ll complain about the traffic, i’ll complain about the kids, complain about the dogs and in general let everyone within a 15 ft radius know how unhappy i am with everything…. Then i realized I’m not like the large majority of humans and i like to look myself in the mirror in the morning. But if you are one of these people, and do any of these things tomorrow, or any other day, i hope a flock of birds shits on your selfish, empty head and you get crabs….

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