Abercrombie making push-up bra bathing suits for girls as young as seven: It’s disgusting and revolting, but let’s be honest, has anyone ever been under any impression other than thinking Abercrombie has always been borderline pedophilia? and let’s not forget they mix their borderline porn ads with healthy doses of homo-erotica. Read the story HERE
The poisonous snake that escaped from the Bronx Zoo: What’s more sad? the fact that a zoo is this inept or the fact that the snake became a national celebrity?
This May Be the worst Movie trailer I’ve ever seen: I was thinking it had to be an april fools joke, but sadly it isn’t. Watch it HERE
Charlie Sheen gets booed on opening night: NO!!! Really??? his show was awful? How could that be? The only surprise here is that the people who bought tickets were dumb enough to…well… buy tickets. read about the train wreck HERE
Man gets revenge on girlfriend by lighting his poop on fire: No, i didn’t make this one up. And you thought living healthy was the best revenge Check it out HERE
Obese man found dead & fused to chair: I’m not even going to joke about this. All i know is we have some serious damn problems in this country when things like this happen. I also hope his friends and family rot in hell for not intervening, Read the whole depressing story HERE
Greys Anatomy does a musical episode: HOLY CRAP! look at the size of that shark it’s jumping! Wait… Does that shark have a Glee tattoo on its fin?
Stephen Colbert Sings Rebecca Blacks “Friday” on Jimmy Fallon: Not only is it a legendary Jimmy Fallon moment, it’s 300 times better than the original. Although, Taylor Hicks? WTF???
New Laser Cats Digital Short: By all rights this shouldn’t be funny at all, but for some reason i still think it’s great. And what’s up with Tom Hanks becoming a cameo king? Check it out HERE
Man Makes Flame thrower out of a Supersoaker: American ingenuity or unemployed white trash? you decide
Human Pony Ride event: It’s to weird for me to even talk about. but i am really kind of creeped out by the ending. Watch the Video HERE
Someone really needs to tell this bear about a high fiber diet. That just looks painful
Wow, owners really do start to look like their pets after a while
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